The Spa Centre’s very own Mother Goose has put pen to paper to share some of her thoughts in the run up to panto season! Watch this space for future jottings from her loveliness…
Dame’s diary - 2
Hello my dears!
Hope you are all well and getting excited about Christmas time not long now dears, less then 80 sleeps I think!
It has been a busy few weeks for me, what with getting ready for the panto, shopping for new frocks and giving my farm a good old autumn clean I haven’t had a moment’s peace.
Now my son Jack seems to have developed a bit of a crush on the Baron’s daughter Jill. This is a bit of a problem, because the Baron collects all the rent around here and he’s always putting it up, so we don’t like him much. But his daughter Jill is beautiful, and I can see why Jack likes her! My other son, Archie is a bit dafter than Jack and all he worries about are his magic tricks . I do wonder about that boy sometimes!
I’ve found a fabulous store on Ebay called ‘slapiton.com’ recently. Oh, I do long to be beautiful. They’ve got some gorgeous bling I’ve been looking at – but I want to LOOK beautiful, not just accessorise beautifully. You know what I mean, girls, don’t you? Problem is we’re so very poor…. C’mon, we’re poorer than that.
Well I’d best go and see if any of the hens have laid any eggs to sell at market yet, or whether the wheat has ripened to get the old windmill going. We won’t be able to pay our rent to the Baron… Still, there’s a sale on at ‘Geese-r-us’ tomorrow, so I might pop down there for a ‘gander’ around!
Until next time,
Mother GooseMother Goose appears in Mother Goose at the Spa Centre, Leamington from December 10, 2010 – January 3, 2011. Call the box office on 01926 334418 for more information or book online at http://www.warwickdc.gov.uk/wdc/royalspacentre