Dame’s diary - 3
Hello my dears!
It’s me the delicious Mother Goose back for some more gossiping – don’t you just love a good gossip over a cuppa and a rich tea biscuit or two!
Well dears, I have to say I have been somewhat preoccupied of late with some rather weighty issues if you catch my drift, before panto starts.
I have been thinking about what and how much I eat as I need to stay trim and ready for the exhauuusting rehearsal schedule which is drawing ever closer – eek!
I take my inspiration from the lovely Nigella though, she has two prominent features we all love and envy!... No, not those features, her ability to turn leftovers into a la carte dishes and her ability to look fabulous when she does it.
Of course, food is at a premium here as the village owner, Squire Skinflint keeps putting up the rents. He’s a stingy man! Snag is, his daughter’s beautiful and my son Jack is in love with her, so I have to keep the Squire on side!
And then there’s my other son Archie, a simple lad, but I am worrying about him. I had to take him to the doctors this week. He bought himself a new roll on deodorant. It said “remove cap and push up bottom”. Well, when the doctor stopped laughing, he removed the offending article and with any luck Archie should be able to walk properly by the time the panto starts!
Until next time,
Mother Goose appears in Mother Goose at the Spa Centre,
Leamington from December 10, 2010 – January 3, 2011. Call the box office on 01926 334418 for more information or book online at http://www.royalspacentreandtownhall.co.uk/