Hello my dears!
Well, this is lovely isn’t it I do so love addressing my public! Well my dears it is all go in the wonderful world of Mother Goose, I haven’t had a moment to myself recently with all the panto prep starting.
This year’s show is Mother Goose and of course stars moi but also some other lovelies, that Mike Royce chap is playing the dastardly Demon Discontent (booooooooo!) and Katie Lavelli plays the gorgeous fairy – ooh she is lovely I am hoping to raid her make-up bag when she isn’t looking and squeeze my size 13s into some of her gorgeous shoes.
It is very exciting as we have just held our official launch – yes you heard me right dears, it may only be September but we are gearing ourselves up for panto time! Me and my co-stars had a great time at the Spa Centre, trying on our costumes for the first time and having a good old chin-wag. We even got to pop into the local tanning shop to top up our fake tans!
Between getting ready for the panto and keeping up with my new fitness regime – I go belly dancing once a week – I have been glued to my telly watching X Factor. My darlings it is such a rollercoaster isn’t it? What with that Simon, ooh he’s lovely, I especially love his hair it reminds me of a brilo pad, and all of the fabulous contestants what more could you ask for?
I am actually considering entering myself next year, I do a fantastic rendition of “I’m in the mood for dancing” - my neighbours love it. Every time I get my karaoke machine out and have a sing-a-long they bang on my wall – I think it is their way of applauding.
Speaking of X-Factor, did you know we have our very own version, the ‘Eggs Factor’ taking place on Sunday 19th September? Do come along and see yours truly doing my very best Cheryl Cole impressions while judging on the panel! And don’t forget to submit your application on the Spa Centre website, if you want to be considered to star in the panto itself alongside yours truly!!
Well, I best be off, I am actually going on my hols this week, I am off to Stratford. I don’t like to go too far dears I like to know I can still get a cup of PG Tips and Sunday roast!
Until next time,
Mother Goose
